Romeo and Juliet

This really is the most tragic love story ever. If you've never read it then don't read this, unless you want it ruined.

So Romeo and Juliet get secretely married, right? Then Romeo gets banished for killing Juliet's cousin. Juliet wants Romeo back, so she preteds to kill her self as the "pastor" sends a note to Romeo explaining the plan. Romeo doesn't get the damned letter and Romeo's servent goes and has to Gossip about Juliet's death, not knowing she was going to awake from her, "Slumber". Romeo sneaks back in and kills Paris, Juliet's parent's choice for her "soon to be husband" and then kills himself with poison. Juliet wakes up and then she see's Romeo dead, so she kills herself too!!!! Nothing but death! It's absoulutely CRAZY! Shakesphere was NUTS! (no offence) but yes, death has a major part to do with it.

Let's translate...
" Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore art thou Romeo?"
Think it's where are you Romeo?
Nope,
"Romeo, Romeo, why do you have to be Romeo???"

LOL!
Edward, oh Edward, why do you have to be a fictional Edward???
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